Needless to say its not easy to have a relationship with someone when you homeless. The reason I mention this is because lately for what ever reason I have become somewhat popular with the opposite sex. Im not trying to brag, believe me I have no reason for bragging when it comes to women. Im not afraid to admit Im pretty much clueless when it come to the opposite sex.
But for some cruel reason I have had a few girls all of the sudden find me incredibly attractive. And excuse me for bragging this one time (even tho I said I wouldnt) but they are half my age and smoking hot!
So here is the problem, Im homeless. I cant exactly take them back to my place, and even tho im a guy I hate to lye to them but if I tell them the truth what happens if they decide to tell the world my problems? It could ruin me.
Luckily one of these girls was just looking for a one night stand and we spent it at her house. I was willing to make it more than that and tell her the truth if the relationship progressed but it doesn't look like thats what she wanted. There are a couple of other girls that are also interested in me but I think one was under the assumption that I had money (no idea why) so when I mentioned I was kind of broke right now she just kind of disappeared.
The other girl I just don't know what to do. She is nice very attractive but young around 22 (im a bit older) and she lives at home. I think im just going to have to see what happens, its not like we could really have a relationship. I mean why the heck would she want to go out with a homeless guy? That would freak me out if a girl told me the same thing before I was homeless.
Im also afraid they would ask me to move in with them if I did try to to start a relationship and I told them about my situation. I know that sounds weird being homeless and all but I really don't think it would be fair to them to just jump into a relationship like that and expect them to let me just move in with them.
ANy way I guess its nice to have these problems right now. It definitely makes life interesting.
YEa, things are back to normal now. Girls find me gross again....
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